Showing posts with label International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 19, 2023

Arrrrr!


Day 341: "If there be ary a thing wot compels me t' slit a gullet, it be th' skite wot swaggers onter me deck an' says t' bo'sun, 'Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Bring me to yer captain fer I wants t' j'in yer crew.' I'll keelhaul th' bleedin' fool afore 'e growls 'is second R. It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day ag'in, an' I be up to me flamin' arse in 'Arrrrr!'" So says Capt. Morgan Corbye, mistress of the seas, and I "be" (am) her biographer. At her bidding, I will set the record straight.

While the generic piratical growl is usually transcribed as "Arrrr!" with any number of Rs following the A, it should be noted that they are British Rs, whatever their number. Generally, unless followed by a vowel, they do not rumble, roar or resonate in the vocal cords. In fact, the very name of the letter is pronounced "Ah," and therefore "Arrrrr!" is an elongation of that sound. "Arrrrr!" with a growling rumble is a rhotic Americanization. When uttered by a true pirate, it more closely resembles "Aaaaahhhhh!" or "Aaaaggghhh!" or even "Aaaaaw!" Think of an anguished groan: "Aaaaarrrrr! Me leg's gone at th' knee!" It should also be mentioned here that Capt. Corbye's thoroughly piratical "arse" is an "aaahhhs," not an "ass." The latter is a donkey like Eeyore, which, I might add, is transcribed into American English as "Hee-haw," i.e., "eey-yoaahhh."

Monday, September 19, 2022

Coin O' The Realm


Day 341: In her cabin, Morgan Corbye had spread on a coarse cloth what few coins remained from her last raid. If her quartermaster bought cheap, at most it would provide the crew of the Winged Adventure with a hard loaf or two and a scant handful of citrus fruits to stave off the scurvy. The sailors were no strangers to rough seas, metaphorical or literal, nor to short commons, but nonetheless, tempers were taut as rigging in a gale and as likely to snap when frayed by hunger. Weighed in the balance of her hand, the metal tipped the scales toward going ashore at Port Ryffe to risk a daylight raid smack beneath the pointed nose of Harbourmaster Beale, one of Capt. Corbye's principle adversaries. The ship put in to land some miles from the village in a tight cove closely guarded by forest. Morgan and two men set off on foot and in a few hours, were at the eastern edge of town. From her vantage point atop a bluff, she could see Beale on the docks, his cocked hat and swagger unmistakable even in the distance. Although the summer seas had not been kind to the pirate band, here Dame Fortune made up the shortfall for, as Capt. Corbye and her men left the concealment of the woodland, they came first upon a chicken yard behind a home rather larger than the others in the village. "By th' Lord 'arry," said Capt. Corbye, "a pot o' chicken stew would fill empty stummicks quite well, an' a spud or three if there's some about." A garden stood to one side of the poultry house, withered vines signalling that potatoes were ready for jigging, as indeed it seemed the absent gardener also had considered, for he had leaned a shovel against the garden gate in preparation for the work. Yet the hungry looters were to have a feast for their spirits as well as full bellies from this raid, as above the arched entrance to the garden hung a carven wood sign proclaiming it to be "Beale's Pleasance." Given this fortuitous discovery, the pirates felt compelled to have a much wider look at the homestead's inventory, and it was a full two weeks before Mr. Beale had identified everything which had gone missing.

Monday, September 19, 2016

Peril At Port Ryffe


Day 342: We had been at sea the summer long, provisioning ourselves from what beneficent Chance placed in our path, knew no dearth of any stuff save the dried mangoes which were a favourite with the Captain, and only put into land for maintenance and some well-contained recreation. Yet for all our idyll, Capt. Corbye took often to her cabin, there to be found frequently in a brooding, dark mood and poring over her charts. When the zephyrs of late August filled our sails, we set a course upon her rigid instruction and likewise held back from any raids, instead performing a series of short hops from port to port along the coast. An undercurrent of confusion circulated among the men for it seemed that the Captain had a plan but had not made us privy to it, and acting the roles of respectable citizens for a month's duration taxed us sorely though we strove to follow her orders expecting her intentions to be revealed. That we paid our bills and kept a clean slate on shore did not go unnoticed by the townspeople, and tongues began to wag until some were saying that we had renounced our pirating ways, all the while wondering by what means we had obtained our seeming fortunes.

The tide of gossip among the citizenry rippled outward and came to wash against the hull of the Grey Raven where she lay in a hidden harbour, her captain also in a sullen mood and for much the same reasons as those which affected Morgan Corbye. Two years had flown since last the sisters Corbye had met, and that Morgan was described to be revelling in plenty set like a fishbone crosswise in the throat of Katherine. Kat surveyed her charts with the keenest eye to the tides and an instinct for winds. Indeed as she suspected, her sister's course implied that the Winged Adventure was making for Port Ryffe.

To say that there existed an animosity between the sisters would be to do an injustice to a resentment and conflict so venomous that it stopped just short of deadly, and that because Morgan plainly took greater glee in humiliating Kat than could have been exacted by killing her outright. Kat, on the other side, felt no such sophisticated constraints and was prevented from demonstrating her passion by somewhat lesser skills with sword and knife. Yet despite having been bested in every encounter with her rival, she was not to be deterred from planning further assaults upon her twin, as always hoping to catch her in an unguarded moment. She had drawn blood on several occasions, in sufficient flow that it emboldened her and perhaps inspired a tendency toward ill-considered action as it did now. The Grey Raven took a heading toward Port Ryffe, her captain blithely unaware that she was being led into a trap.

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Shortly before our arrival in Port Ryffe, Morgan Corbye called together the crew of the Winged Adventure and let it be known that they had served without foreknowledge as instruments in her plan. Her justification for secrecy soon smoothed over any resentment we might have felt at not having been taken into her trust; our belief in the rumour we had helped to start was crucial to its success. Capt. Corbye had dipped heavily into the ship's coffers in confidence only with Robin Penn, our one-legged bursar and her most trusted confidant, funding our on-shore revels in a manner which lent us the temporary appearance of having come by a vast windfall. We had in fact done well over the summer, though the mass of our wealth was but an illusion, chum tossed in our wake to draw a certain shark to the gaff. Should the Captain's plan succeed (and we had no cause to think that it would do otherwise), we would be reimbursed from the chests of the Grey Raven, our autumnal carousals paid in full or more.

We dropped anchor at the limb of a small estuary where low tide gave but inches to spare for the Winged Adventure's keel, and a handful of men set out in a jollyboat to put in upon a steep and rocky shore. Atop the bank, this land rolled back into a tangle of trees and thorny vines which without the service of cutlass and machete was nigh impenetrable by any creature larger than a rabbit. Upon the orders of the Captain, we made a foray into the interior at a heading of SSW to twice the length of a rope brought for the purpose of taking a measure. There, we scouted out a large rock on which we took a compass bearing and paced off its distance from our previous mark. From point to point we progressed until we had charted a route to an indistinct but identifiable feature where with no caution to conceal the evidence of our presence (again under the Captain's direction), we dug a pit and buried a small wooden hamper laden with a jumble of precious metals. "Bait," explained the Captain, "needs must suit th' fish."

At the moment of our emergence from the forested zone, filthy and with shovels over our shoulders, Kat Corbye had climbed into the rigging of the Grey Raven some distance off and with spyglass determined that we had been up to some mischief she felt compelled to investigate at the first opportunity. To that end, we provided her with the occasion by sailing 'round a promontory to the east, there to tuck into a cove where we were fairly well concealed. Canny as a fox, she did not at once make her approach. In fact, we kept our station for three days, taking watches both day and night from cover on the shingle. She stayed well off, the ship's lanterns mere points of light in the darkness and her masts naught but a faint fringe on the horizon by day. At five bells o' the forenoon of the fourth day, she made her move and sailed boldly forth, presuming us to be again on the move to our next port of call.

For three nights and days, Morgan Corbye and the bo'sun (himself a fine swordsman) had kept themselves out of sight on land whilst the Winged Adventure was hove to, and little did the Captain's twin know that when she anchored the Grey Raven well into the deeper portion of the cove, our sleek barque was turning tide and wind to advantage. Kat Corbye went ashore in the company of but two other sailors, leaving her crew in a vulnerable position which we were quick to exploit. We fell upon them swiftly from astern, making off with what loot our boats would hold and leaving the ketch's crew trussed and stacked like cordwood in the ship's filthy hold.

Upon making landfall, Kat sent her two men ahead following our well-trodden line and when neither reported any evidence that some of our crew might have stayed behind, she cast caution aside and went herself at an expeditious pace into a small grove of trees where she found a stone, flat-faced and canted at an angle at the roots of one and disturbed ground at its base. "'Tis 'ere they've left summat," she said, "an' frae 'ere 'tis we wot will take it. Dig, ye dogs, an' quick about it!" The sailors fell to the work and shortly brought Morgan Corbye's hamper to the light. Its weight required the two to carry it together from the woodland to the shore where Kat ordered it laid among the rocks and then in an unconsidered move sent her meagre retinue again into the brush to hunt after rabbits, a suggestion inspired by their discovery of a trap which we had deliberately left behind. It was not long before the pair was laid out between logs and quite oblivious to the world, sent into dreamless slumber by our bo'sun and his Captain.

Kat at that moment was tucking a particularly attractive sapphire-set piece into the security of her bosom, for her dispatch of the sailors had not been entirely well-intentioned. That the crew needed meat and other provisions was fact and a few rabbits would have been a welcome supplement, but fairness with her crew was not a trait Kat Corbye shared with her sister Morgan and whenever possible, she made arrangements to skim the cream from Fortune's cup unobserved by other eyes. Given wholly to greed, the passage of time was naught to her as like Midas, she fingered the contents of the hamper, selecting the most portable goods to go into her personal keeping, and thus allowed Morgan to come upon her with stealth from behind. Her first awareness of her sister's presence was of a sword point pressing firmly upon her spine between the bones of her shoulders and her second, the sudden release from its prickling pain. In the next instant, the flat of the blade caught her on the side of the head and sent her sprawling, her unconscious form disposed upon the rocks in a graceless pose from the force of the blow.

The fracas had not gone unnoticed by the Winged Adventure's crew, back aboard their own ship with such stores as they had brought from the Grey Raven, and four men had set out in our second jollyboat to come to the Captain's side. Morgan Corbye was not yet done with her sister; she had ordered buckets of offal and fish guts brought to land, there to be dumped in quantity over Kat where she lay. "Leave 'er t' th' gulls," she said, "an' may they get a bellyache o' peckin' at 'er."

Thus we sailed from the encounter, Morgan Corbye again victorious and relishing the ignominies she had committed upon the hapless Kat, our stores and coffers replenished beyond the degree of their former depletion, and no loss of life or limb on either side of the feud. Yet all was not as cheerful as it might have been within our pirate's Elysium when at nine days out, our Captain took inventory of the contents of the wooden hamper which had proved her sister's undoing. Louder than the lapping of the waves of the season's first storm and the wind snapping in our sails, the curses emanating from her cabin struck all hands with foreboding.  "Me ring! Me bloody sapphire ring! I'll be 'avin' 'er 'ead on a pike, th' cesspot! A pox on ye, Kat Corbye! Ye've gone an' pinched me bloody sapphire! I'll be 'avin' it back, ye rot-gilled bottom feeder! Aye, an' th' 'and wot wears it! We shall meet, o sister mine,  an' on me sworn oath, ye'll regret when ye was borned."

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Turn O' The Tide


Day 341: Avast, ye lubbers! Th' winds o' autumn are come an' Morgan Corbye's sailin' fer port. Ye wimminfolk best tuck yer sweet'earts an' 'usbands inter yer cellars fer I hears it said that she's conscriptin' new blood fer 'er crew. Shuild ye no' be 'avin' yer lads goin' fer t' pirate, ye'd be well-a'vised t' get 'em safe away. Beware th' turn o' th' tide on th' morrow!

Friday, September 19, 2014

Occupation Of Port Ryffe


Two years had passed since we last berthed at Port Ryffe, there to take on victuals, but before we had set sail again on that occasion, chance brought our captain into close contact with her deadliest rival and twin, Katherine. The encounter had left a scar on the captain's hand and the taste of gall on her tongue, a rancor directed as much at the port's government as at her sister for the matter of having harboured her. The captain had sworn vengeance, exacting it upon her sibling when another circumstance brought the two together, yet the score had not been settled with the official bodies at Port Ryffe to the captain's satisfaction. Thus each man of the Winged Adventure's crew knew that salt meat and dried fruits were not Capt. Corbye's sole interests when she laid the chart and ordered all hands to make sail toward that shore.

Coincidence is a tool in the Devil's hand. None would have thought that Morgan Corbye's plan to relieve the port of its rum stores and to lighten the government coffer-chest would bring her to a tete-a-tete with yet another old foe, Harbourmaster Franklin Beale. Engaged at a gaming table in the local pub, Beale was observed exchanging the publican's dice for his own shaved pair from behind a dusty curtain. Stifling the sneeze she felt building when she let the draperies fall, Capt. Corbye slipped into the darkened alley behind the tavern and brought her men together in conference.

"We've a change o' plans, lads. We're takin' Port Ryffe. Back t' th' ship right quick, an' bring th' irons. That cheatin' scoundrel Beale wants some teachin' in th' way o' 'onesty. You," and she addressed Robin Penn, our one-legged bursar, as she threw a purse of coins to him, "see to it 'e stays at table. Lose, but lose wisely. Keep th' sums in 'is favour, but just. You," she said, motioning to your narrator, the sorriest excuse for a pirate of the lot, "bait that mealy codfish they calls guv'nor down here, an' I don't care how but do ye no' force it! Tell 'im 'is auld mither is sickenin' t' die or summat. Nae, tell 'im th' bloody truth o' it! Tell 'im auld Beale's been cheatin' at dice an' someone's lookin' t' 'ave a piece o' is 'ide fer it. Beale's 'is pet, is Beale. That'll bring 'im. Get on! Go!" I sped off on foot and was not privy to the remainder of the Captain's outline.

Port Ryffe is not sizeable and therefore is managed exclusively by the Governor, an aide who is little more than a secretary, and two constables. Each, save the innocent and rather naive aide, has a personal method for lining his pockets with an undue portion of the common man's wages. It was the captain's surmise that Harbourmaster Beale had devised the means to serve his own interests at the cost of the local government and, knowing this, the Governor and his allies would undoubtedly treat any proof of disreputable dealings as an opportunity to discredit the very man who sought to profit at their expense.

It was quite easy to convince the Governor that he should be witness to such a criminal act, and that he should bring both constables to the pub to support the accusation it was his intention to make. All three men came along nicely, followed by the aide who was anxious to see how the due process of the law would be effected. When all had arrived and were grouped around the tables, Robin Penn, upon a signal from Captain Corbye again at her station behind the velvet, rose upon his good leg and knocked over his stool with his peg. "Ye bloody b-----d!" he swore. "Cheat a one-legged man outer 'is pittance? Ye're a rascal wot deserves throwin' t' th' 'ogs wi' th' rest o' th' swill!"

At that moment, seven members of the Winged Adventure's crew and the Captain herself sprang from the shadows and, two to a man, pinned them to the ground where they were shackled. Only the aide was spared. Justice was indeed served as all four agents of the goverment were frog-marched to the piggery, there to be rolled in the mud and subsequently put on public display through a hot September afternoon, the mix of earth and pig-soil hardening in the sun as rum and ale were served to all comers. The young aide was heard to plead with Capt. Corbye, "Oh, please! Take me to be a pirate!" but the good Captain refused, saying, "Ye'll make a better guv'nor when yer time comes, lad. Much better by far."

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Waiting On The Tide



Day 352 (International Talk Like A Pirate Day):

The fair weather of summer brought a surprising change in the demeanor and appearance of the Winged Adventure's crew. If they did not become precisely what one might describe as "model citizens" when they went ashore to obtain supplies, they at least avoided any serious confrontations with members of the constabulary. They cleaned up their salty language as much as any sailor could be expected to do, and their bodies likewise; then they emerged one by one from below decks into the sunlight in spanking-clean sailcloth and colorful silks to walk among the populace with the romance of distant ports surrounding them as much as did the scent of exotic spices. Piracy, for the moment, seemed but a pale penumbral shadow at their backs.

Admittedly, we stayed no longer than a fortnight in any one port, and seldom that; there is only so much good behaviour a proper pirate can be expected to exhibit, and the coincidence of slit purses, missing pocket watches and a sleek barque in the harbour may register slowly in the minds of the official body, but it does inevitably signify. In any event, it was thought that the Winged Adventure was due for a good careening, so we sailed forth and put into a tight cove on a tiny uncharted island for the duration of the season where the graceful ship was brought out of her element and laid over on her side, an inelegant position for a lady of her standing. All hands turned to, the Captain included, for Morgan Corbye is not one to ask of a man that which she would not do herself.

It was of an evening whilst seated by a fire of driftwood enjoying a savoury stew of mussels and wild pork that the subject of the seasonal nature of professional piracy was brought into perspective for this biographer. I had risked giving affront by suggesting that we had been idling under sunny skies for almost three months of the year without so much as a minor raiding party being raised and wondered at the logic, hoping that the innocence and ignorance of my inquiry might temper the Captain's response. Indeed it did. With a laugh which crackled like a lightning strike, she spat a leathery bit of shellfish into the fire. As we watched it sizzle and bubble into greasy ash, she said, "Aye, ye're as green as a little gourd upon th' vine, an't ye? Think ye we'd be showin' o' ourse'fs t' th' 'ole wide 'orizon, sailin' there on calm sea flat as glass, bold as pimple on 'is Lordship's nose? Ye'd no' last long in th' trade wi' that strategy. 'Tis cunnin' wot keeps us alive, weather cunnin'."

My raised eyebrow encouraged her to continue the explanation. "D'ye no' feel it? There's a damp in th' air an' th' breeze 'as shifted direction. A week, ten days, fust rains come in, nought but pissin' rains at fust. We bides a bit then, an' when th' fog rises thick o' mornin's, then's when we puts out, an' no man's eye upon our sails. Slick as oil, we tucks away ag'in, an' when storm comes, why, then ye'd best 'ave yer sea-legs quick as Johnny, fer 'idin' a-hind swells is wot this ol' gal does best." A nod in the direction of her ship told me that Captain Corbye was not referring to herself, although she could have fallen within the compass of the statement with equal ease. "'Tis th' autumn wot's piratin' weather. Did ye no' know that?" As she dipped the ladle into the stew and refilled her bowl, I began to suspect then that the next few months of my life would be divided between boisterous, extravagant enterprises and the gut-wrenching despair of seasickness with our Captain driving the Winged Adventure into the heart of the storms. Morgan Corbye is waiting on the mists, waiting on the tide.