Anti-Crow

Day 124: It pains me to have to put this in 365 Caws today, but I've been at my fishing buddy's watching the SuperBowl and didn't have a chance to take any other photos.

This is not me. This is the Anti-Crow. This is everything I am not, with the exceptions of "tiny" and the fact that I have a pirate ship tattooed on my right leg. I do not wear skirts or blouses. I do not carry a purse. I do not put powder and paint on my face. My real hair is grey and goes every which way, and I never wear anything on my feet except boots or moccasin-style shoes. My own mother wouldn't recognize me in this photo. So why do I have this outfit in my closet? I dunno. Maybe I'll find a need to be somebody else for a day, though I doubt it.