The Cart, The Horse

Day 223: Sometimes the relative positions of the proverbial Cart and Horse are not easily within our control. I bought an Instant Pot and my initial experiment involved making jasmine rice, a task apparently beyond the skills of the Aroma rice cooker for some reason, and I was so pleased with the results from the IP that I decided to move to a significantly higher level of Pot use: yogurt. I happened to have some Greek yogurt in the fridge to use as a starter, and after reviewing dozens of YouTube videos (most of which prided themselves on being "no-boil" methods requiring ultra-pasteurized milk), I elected to use a "boil" method similar to that in the instructions for my old yogurt-maker. The process was very simple: bring standard whole milk to 180 degrees on "sauté," cool it to 110, add the starter culture and let the Pot do the rest. Eight hours from the time I set the IP to "Yogurt," I had...yes, yogurt. It seemed a bit loose, and in any event, I wanted Greek-style yogurt, so I poured it into a jelly bag and put it in the fridge overnight. In the morning, I had...yogurt cream cheese! Two hours probably would have been sufficient to leave it the consistency of Greek yogurt. Nine hours produced a bagful of the most delicious yogurt cheese imaginable (and salt-free!). This was the Cart, coming well before the Horse of bagels which I just harnessed and brought out of the oven stable. Little backwards there, but in the end, a very tasty lunch, and I can tell you this: I will never buy commercial cream cheese again.

The Better Bagel

Day 208: Without question, a bagel should have character. Whether you spread it with cream cheese or butter, the unique taste of the bread should carry through to your palate. Even with lox (a potent flavour indeed!), the bagel should provide a strong base to support its accompaniment. Having not made bagels in probably 30 years, it shouldn't have surprised me that I couldn't find my recipe. I searched all my cookbooks, leafed through all the cards in my file box to be sure I hadn't misplaced it, but I could not find the recipe I knew I'd used. I recalled that it used potato water. That was always a sticking point when I wanted to bake bagels: whether or not I had a spud on hand. The recipes in my assorted books were all milk-based. Milk? In a bagel? Unthinkable! Still, desperate times call for desperate measures, so I used the recipe in the Jones' "Book of Bread" which was almost identical to the one in "Joy of Cooking." That was Wednesday. The result was insipid, bland, flavourless, flat and hardly worthy of the butter I spread on them when I sampled them. I sent out an all-points bulletin to friends, and two responded with a recipe I had also seen on Kosher.com. Halved, it appeared to be close to my tried-and-true (and mislaid) version. I made bagels again on Thursday, real bagels, good bagels, bagels with crunchy crusts and tender, light middles. Alas for having no cream cheese, butter sufficed quite nicely, thank you, and I reproduce the Crow-adapted recipe here as a public service.

Bagels - Makes 12 - Oven temp 425 degrees - Cooking time 23-25 minutes

First, boil a large potato in enough water to yield 1 1/4 cups when drained. Do something else with the potato. It's the water you want. Cool it to lukewarm, or if you're reheating it, reheat it to lukewarm.

Dissolve a scant Tbsp. of dry yeast in 1/4 cup of the potato water. While it's softening, sift 3 1/4 to 3 1/2 cups of flour. In another bowl, thoroughly combine 1/8 cup vegetable oil, 2 tsps. salt, 2 eggs and the remaining potato water. Add 1/2 cup of flour, then add the dissolved yeast. Now stir in enough additional flour to make a soft dough. Turn the dough out onto a floured board and knead for 10 minutes, adding more flour as required (repeat caution here: NEVER force dough to take more flour than it wants!). Place the dough ball in a greased bowl and turn it once to grease both sides. Let raise in a warm place for 1 to 1 1/2 hours (until doubled). Divide the dough into 12 pieces. Form each one into a rope about 6" long and join the ends by dampening them with water and pinching or rolling them together to form circles. Place each shaped bagel on a lightly floured board to prevent sticking. If the holes want to swell shut, stretch them gently apart with floured fingers. Let the shaped bagels rest for 15 minutes while you bring 3 quarts of water plus 2 Tbsp. sugar to a boil. Now comes the fun part! Drop each bagel into the boiling water, no more than three to a pan. They will sink to the bottom. When they float free and the water begins boiling again, time them to boil 1 minute, then flip them over and boil for another minute. Lift them out with a slotted spoon and place on a parchment-lined baking sheet, leaving plenty of space between them. Whip a whole egg and brush on the tops to make a nice glaze. If you're of a mind to do so, you can press poppy/sesame seeds or onion bits onto the glaze. I prefer mine plain. Bake at 425 degrees for 23-25 minutes, depending on how crisp you like the crusts. Enjoy your bagels hot or cooled!